RYAN MALONEY

Comedian = Actor = Writer = Producer = Director = Wanna-be Skateboarder

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SK8BOARDING SKILLZ UPDATE:

As of August 16, 2010, I am still unable to brake without watching the board develop a mind of it’s own and head out from underneath me.  The plus side is, I consistently end up getting my money’s worth from the helmet I bought. 

Approaching large crowds of people in Central Park still makes me anxious as I just know I have no ability to stop in time and prevent myself from ruining a handful of people’s days when I crash into them.  Otherwise, my only option is to jump off the board completely and chase it down with a ridiculous ‘I meant to do that’ look on my face. 

Still plenty of time before the cold weather gets here.  Perhaps a skate tutor is in my near future…perfect for Fall.

(Meantime…check out the video.  This dude knows what he’s doing…scared of heights?  Please…my body’s getting afraid to brake.)