I was thinking...

Where I tell you about myself:

I am a guy who tells jokes in New York City. I often tell those same jokes outside of New York City. My comedy has been featured by networks including Comedy Central, Travel Channel and Fox News.

I am a SAG actor you've seen in national commercials, TV pilots and independent films (view my reels, below).

I am originally from Manchester, CT. I live in New York City, wish I could skateboard and just became a Dad for the first time (that I know of). It'd be great if my kid thinks I'm funny.

Ryan Maloney

COMEDIAN

I'd like to tell my jokes in your town and eat at your local Taco Bell. Take a look at the video below. There's more where this came from.

Upcoming Shows:

TBD

NEW: NJ, CT, GA and NYC. Stay tuned for details.

Colleges and Comedy Clubs Agent: Ryan Dekoe and Steve King, Fly By Night Entertainment Agency 877-326-3681 agent@fbnent.com

TV Hosting Bookings contact: Tim Walsh, Atlas Talent Agency 212-730-4500 tim@atlastalent.com

ACTOR

I am also a SAG actor and have been in movies, TV shows and commercials. If you still have more time to kill after watching the stand up set, take a look at a couple of commercials I'm in!

Television/Film Agent: Michael Guy/Tony Grinage, Atlas Talent Agency 212-730-4500 michael@atlastalent.com or tony@atlastalent.com

PRODUCER

THE BACHELOR PARTY is a hybrid sitcom/reality series I created, write and star in. Take a look:

FIRST AND WORST and TAG THE VIRGIN are hidden camera comedies I created, wrote, produced and starred in. Here are the promos for each.

FIRST AND WORST

TAG THE VIRGIN

I also perform improv comedy and a friend of mine, fellow comic ChadEO had a great idea to mix stand up and improv. We developed it into a piece called Mexican Tap Water and produced the following pilot presentation featuring Moody McCarthy and talented improv actors from The PIT theater in NYC. I especially enjoy the VO, done for $20 by a guy that washed dishes at a bodega across from the editing facility. He is awesome.

MEXICAN TAP WATER

I develop, write and produce things for other people as well. Here is a quick teaser for a scripted 'clip-com' I did for Brave St. Productions and Sandy Frank Entertainment called TOTAL E-CLIPS

I wrote, shot and produced this pilot presentation for Brave St. Productions. The series is about a surgeon who is an aspiring rapper, in Westchester, NY and the show is called DR. LOVE

FLIP THIS HOUSE is a program I did some production work on for A&E. Developing storylines for a reality show is a trip but the best thing that came out of this gig was being able to get up at the Funny Farm and Punchline Comedy clubs during my time in Atlanta. It lead to a weekend gig opening for Brett Butler. She called me a 'funny little prick', my favorite review ever.

DIRECTOR

I am directing a new web comedy, planned for a 2010 release. This is the teaser and the series is titled FAT GUY

Fat Guy Teaser - watch more funny videos

TWITTER WITH ME

SILK CITY FLICK FEST

I co-founded and assistant directed an annual independent film festival in Connecticut. It's called the Silk City Flick Fest and runs every Fall in beautiful, tropical (at first Manchester) and now magical Hartford, CT. Check out the site at silkcityflickfest.com for details and see to an interview about the festival debut here:

Ryan Maloney

MySpace Video

AVAILABLE NOW ON DVD

Order a copy of my stand up performance, featured as part of the HBO Comedy Festival Competition at the Brew Ha Ha Comedy Club

AVAILABLE FOR DIGITAL DOWNLOAD

Click on the image below and download a recording of a live performance for just $1.99!

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After seeing the ring Prince William gave to Kate Middleton, the first thing that came to mind was, “He went to Jared”.

RYAN MALONEY

Comedian = Actor = Writer = Producer = Director = Wanna-be Skateboarder

I was thinking…